📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,039.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,037.75
-1.750 (-0.03%)
5 min
$6,037.75
-1.750 (-0.03%)
10 min
$6,034.00
-5.500 (-0.09%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,955.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,945.00
-10.000 (-0.02%)
5 min
$42,932.00
-23.000 (-0.05%)
10 min
$42,914.00
-41.000 (-0.10%)

BTC

Before post: $108,933.90

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$108,979.78
+45.88 (+0.04%)
5 min
$108,906.11
-27.790 (-0.03%)
10 min
$108,898.28
-35.620 (-0.03%)

ETH

Before post: $2,741.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,746.90
+5.40 (+0.20%)
5 min
$2,745.11
+3.61 (+0.13%)
10 min
$2,748.19
+6.69 (+0.24%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.71

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.72
+0.010 (+0.09%)
5 min
$10.72
+0.010 (+0.09%)
10 min
$10.73
+0.020 (+0.19%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets yawn at Trump's eloquent silence, proving sometimes nothing says everything. SP500 dipped mildly: 1min (-0.03%), 5min (-0.03%), 10min (-0.09%), as if briefly distracted by a passing cloud. Dow Jones mirrored this with slightly more drama: 1min (-0.02%), 5min (-0.05%), 10min (-0.10%), like a retiree sighing at a lukewarm tea. Crypto played its usual erratic self: BTC had a fleeting 1min uptick (+0.04%) before fading, while ETH clung to gains (up 0.24% at 10min), perhaps mistaking silence for bullish intent. TRUMP meme coin inched up (+0.19% at 10min), because of course it did. Volatility was a snooze compared to historical tantrums—no tweets, no chaos, just the market’s gentle hum of indifference. The irony: a man who moves markets with a typo now moves them by saying nothing, and the result is roughly the same.