📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,035.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,036.50
+0.750 (+0.01%)
5 min
$6,036.50
+0.750 (+0.01%)
10 min
$6,037.00
+1.25 (+0.02%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,916.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,922.00
+6.00 (+0.01%)
5 min
$42,927.00
+11.00 (+0.03%)
10 min
$42,928.00
+12.00 (+0.03%)

BTC

Before post: $109,638.63

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$109,688.00
+49.37 (+0.05%)
5 min
$109,614.86
-23.770 (-0.02%)
10 min
$109,627.88
-10.750 (-0.01%)

ETH

Before post: $2,687.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,691.60
+4.59 (+0.17%)
5 min
$2,692.47
+5.46 (+0.20%)
10 min
$2,694.49
+7.48 (+0.28%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Before post: $3,892.59

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,892.24
-0.351 (-0.01%)
5 min
$3,891.45
-1.134 (-0.03%)
10 min
$3,893.90
+1.31 (+0.03%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.76

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.78
+0.020 (+0.19%)
5 min
$10.77
+0.010 (+0.09%)
10 min
$10.79
+0.030 (+0.28%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets shrug at the profound silence of a Trump "None" post with the enthusiasm of a nap. SP500 and Dow Jones edged up microscopically: 0.01% to 0.03% over 10 minutes, the financial equivalent of a polite golf clap. Bitcoin, ever the drama queen, flipped from a 0.05% gain to a 0.02% loss in 5 minutes, while ETH quietly rallied 0.28%—proof that even crypto enjoys a non-event sometimes. The CSI300 yawned with a 0.03% dip before mustering a 0.03% rebound, and TRUMP stock, ever loyal, inched up 0.28% as if to say, "We still believe in nothing." Volatility was thinner than the substance of the post itself, trading like a Tuesday afternoon in August. The markets have spoken: when faced with existential void, the correct response is to barely move and pretend it never happened.