https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/04/29/trump-touts-best-first-100-days-of-any-president-in-history/

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,019.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,020.00
+0.250 (+0.00%)
5 min
$6,021.25
+1.50 (+0.02%)
10 min
$6,022.25
+2.50 (+0.04%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,843.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,840.00
-3.000 (-0.01%)
5 min
$42,847.00
+4.00 (+0.01%)
10 min
$42,852.00
+9.00 (+0.02%)

BTC

Before post: $109,886.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$109,843.47
-42.530 (-0.04%)
5 min
$109,879.98
-6.020 (-0.01%)
10 min
$109,749.22
-136.780 (-0.12%)

ETH

Before post: $2,697.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,707.84
+9.85 (+0.37%)
5 min
$2,708.54
+10.55 (+0.39%)
10 min
$2,702.39
+4.40 (+0.16%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.83

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.85
+0.020 (+0.18%)
5 min
$10.83
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$10.81
-0.020 (-0.18%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets responded to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a deflating balloon. SP500: a thrilling rollercoaster of +0.00% (1min), +0.02% (5min), and +0.04% (10min), proving that even nothingness can be priced in. Dow Jones: briefly forgot which way was up (-0.01% 1min) before remembering it’s supposed to go (+0.02% 10min). BTC and ETH: decided to move in opposite directions just to keep things spicy, with BTC down -0.12% (10min) and ETH up +0.39% (5min). TRUMP: the token mirrored its namesake’s post, swinging +0.18% (1min) before fading to -0.18% (10min). Volatility was so muted you could hear a pin drop in a VIX trading pit. Historically, this non-event makes the “dog ate my homework” excuse look like a market-moving headline. The takeaway: when the content is nothing, the reaction is everything—mostly nothing, with a side of existential dread.