
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $6,019.00
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $42,836.00
BTC
Before post: $109,929.98
ETH
Before post: $2,698.29
TRUMP
Before post: $10.84
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
The markets barely flinched at a post so empty it could be a metaphor for political promises. SP500: a rounding error masquerading as movement, up 0.05% over 10 minutes, proving even algorithms yawn at silence. Dow Jones: a similarly thrilling 0.04% climb, the kind of excitement usually reserved for watching paint dry. BTC dipped 0.08%, perhaps mistaking "None" for "Sell everything." ETH managed a 0.38% bounce in 5 minutes, the crypto equivalent of a confused shrug. TRUMP coin wobbled between +0.18% and -0.28%, as if unsure whether to celebrate or mourn the void. Volatility was quieter than a library during naptime, with moves so small they’d get lost in a typical Tuesday’s noise. The irony: a man who thrives on noise moved markets less than a typo in a Fed press release.