https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/restoring-america/fairness-justice/3430112/emil-bove-will-be-a-great-judge/

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,019.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,019.25
+0.250 (+0.00%)
5 min
$6,021.50
+2.50 (+0.04%)
10 min
$6,021.75
+2.75 (+0.05%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,836.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,843.00
+7.00 (+0.02%)
5 min
$42,851.00
+15.00 (+0.04%)
10 min
$42,852.00
+16.00 (+0.04%)

BTC

Before post: $109,929.98

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$109,850.00
-79.980 (-0.07%)
5 min
$109,893.18
-36.800 (-0.03%)
10 min
$109,843.91
-86.070 (-0.08%)

ETH

Before post: $2,698.29

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,698.33
+0.040 (+0.00%)
5 min
$2,708.49
+10.20 (+0.38%)
10 min
$2,703.58
+5.29 (+0.20%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.84

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.84
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$10.86
+0.020 (+0.18%)
10 min
$10.81
-0.030 (-0.28%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets barely flinched at a post so empty it could be a metaphor for political promises. SP500: a rounding error masquerading as movement, up 0.05% over 10 minutes, proving even algorithms yawn at silence. Dow Jones: a similarly thrilling 0.04% climb, the kind of excitement usually reserved for watching paint dry. BTC dipped 0.08%, perhaps mistaking "None" for "Sell everything." ETH managed a 0.38% bounce in 5 minutes, the crypto equivalent of a confused shrug. TRUMP coin wobbled between +0.18% and -0.28%, as if unsure whether to celebrate or mourn the void. Volatility was quieter than a library during naptime, with moves so small they’d get lost in a typical Tuesday’s noise. The irony: a man who thrives on noise moved markets less than a typo in a Fed press release.