https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/joe-concha-the-greatest-comeback-ever-how-trump-won-white-house-all-over-again

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,019.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,019.25
+0.250 (+0.00%)
5 min
$6,021.50
+2.50 (+0.04%)
10 min
$6,021.75
+2.75 (+0.05%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,836.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,843.00
+7.00 (+0.02%)
5 min
$42,851.00
+15.00 (+0.04%)
10 min
$42,852.00
+16.00 (+0.04%)

BTC

Before post: $109,929.98

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$109,850.00
-79.980 (-0.07%)
5 min
$109,893.18
-36.800 (-0.03%)
10 min
$109,843.91
-86.070 (-0.08%)

ETH

Before post: $2,698.29

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,698.33
+0.040 (+0.00%)
5 min
$2,708.49
+10.20 (+0.38%)
10 min
$2,703.58
+5.29 (+0.20%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.84

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.84
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$10.86
+0.020 (+0.18%)
10 min
$10.81
-0.030 (-0.28%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets barely flinched at a post that said nothing, which says everything about our current obsession with political noise. SP500 edged up 0.05% over 10 minutes, Dow Jones mirrored with a 0.04% rise: the equivalent of a financial shrug. BTC dipped 0.08%, ETH wobbled between flat and a 0.38% gain, and TRUMP tokens swung from a 0.18% uptick to a 0.28% drop, proving even meme coins can’t manufacture drama from emptiness. Volatility was laughably tame, with moves smaller than a rounding error compared to typical Trump-related market spasms. Historically, silence isn’t golden—it’s just boring. The real shocker? Markets reacted more to a blank post than most politicians’ fully formed thoughts.