📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,020.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,023.75
+3.25 (+0.05%)
5 min
$6,024.00
+3.50 (+0.06%)
10 min
$6,022.00
+1.50 (+0.02%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,856.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,891.00
+35.00 (+0.08%)
5 min
$42,902.00
+46.00 (+0.11%)
10 min
$42,889.00
+33.00 (+0.08%)

BTC

Before post: $108,247.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$108,314.24
+67.07 (+0.06%)
5 min
$108,325.59
+78.42 (+0.07%)
10 min
$108,247.61
+0.440 (+0.00%)

ETH

Before post: $2,567.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,569.19
+2.18 (+0.08%)
5 min
$2,567.79
+0.780 (+0.03%)
10 min
$2,564.81
-2.200 (-0.09%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.63

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.64
+0.010 (+0.09%)
5 min
$10.64
+0.010 (+0.09%)
10 min
$10.61
-0.020 (-0.19%)

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets moved more than Trump's thoughts in this post. SP500: a thrilling rollercoaster of +0.05% in 1 minute, peaking at +0.06% after 5 minutes, then settling for a lukewarm +0.02% at 10 minutes. Dow Jones showed similar enthusiasm with +0.08%, +0.11%, and +0.08% over the same periods. BTC and ETH barely noticed, with BTC up a negligible +0.06% and ETH flipping from +0.08% to -0.09%. TRUMP, the ticker, mirrored the man: a brief +0.09% surge before fading -0.19%. Volatility was quieter than a library during naptime, with moves so small they’d get lost in a rounding error. Historically, this is what happens when nothing happens. The irony: markets reacted to nothing with something, proving once again that traders will overanalyze even a vacuum.