https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2025/may/20/wins-trump-white-house-keep-stacking/

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,013.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,013.50
-0.250 (0.00%)
5 min
$6,016.25
+2.50 (+0.04%)
10 min
$6,016.75
+3.00 (+0.05%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,786.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,794.00
+8.00 (+0.02%)
5 min
$42,799.00
+13.00 (+0.03%)
10 min
$42,797.00
+11.00 (+0.03%)

BTC

Before post: $107,857.12

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$108,006.42
+149.30 (+0.14%)
5 min
$107,999.99
+142.87 (+0.13%)
10 min
$108,000.00
+142.88 (+0.13%)

ETH

Before post: $2,562.51

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,570.00
+7.49 (+0.29%)
5 min
$2,564.91
+2.40 (+0.09%)
10 min
$2,566.55
+4.04 (+0.16%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.58

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.63
+0.050 (+0.47%)
5 min
$10.62
+0.040 (+0.38%)
10 min
$10.62
+0.040 (+0.38%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets shrug at the sound of silence: Trump's "None" post triggers less movement than a napping sloth. SP500 barely flinched: down 0.00% in 1 minute, then a yawn-inducing 0.05% gain over 10 minutes. Dow Jones mirrored this lethargy with a 0.03% uptick, as if politely nodding off. Crypto showed slightly more life: BTC and ETH edged up 0.13-0.16%, while the ironically named TRUMP token led the pack with a sleepy 0.38-0.47% rise. Volatility was nonexistent compared to historical Trump-related market spasms, where tweets often caused swings worthy of a caffeine overdose. This time, the only thing inflated was the collective boredom of traders. The markets have spoken: when it comes to impact, "None" is the new "whatever."