
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $6,010.75
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $42,757.00
BTC
Before post: $107,860.47
ETH
Before post: $2,539.42
TRUMP
Before post: $10.57
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Markets rally on the profound wisdom of a Trump post containing absolutely nothing. SP500: a thrilling 0.05% in 1 minute, fading to 0.07% over 10 minutes—like a caffeine buzz wearing off. Dow Jones: a perfectly symmetrical 0.07% across all timeframes, as if algorithms briefly mistook silence for policy. BTC and ETH: the real winners, with ETH up 0.95% in 10 minutes, proving crypto traders will latch onto anything, even void. TRUMP coin: a heroic 0.28% climb, because nothing says "market mover" like a blank tweet. Volatility remains tame compared to historical Trump-related spikes, suggesting even algorithms need substance to panic. The markets have spoken: sometimes the loudest statement is the one you don’t make.