📈 Market Reaction:

🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets showed a mild but consistent wobble across the board, with the S&P 500 and Dow Jones dipping slightly before attempting a feeble recovery—like a retiree trying to do a single push-up. Bitcoin and Ethereum mirrored each other’s modest declines, as if they’d agreed to synchronize their disappointment. Meanwhile, the TRUMP token (because of course there’s a TRUMP token) held steady in its downward trajectory, perhaps reflecting the market’s collective shrug. Without a post to dissect, the moves were likely driven by the usual suspects: algorithmic twitches, macroeconomic indigestion, or someone at a hedge fund spilling coffee on their keyboard. The lack of a Trumpian missive spared traders from parsing whether "very stable genius" was a market signal or just self-promotion. Conclusion? The markets barely noticed—or maybe they’re just exhausted from the drama. Either way, the real winner today was volatility’s caffeine addiction.