📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $105,613.78

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$105,494.99
-118.790 (-0.11%)
5 min
$105,511.62
-102.160 (-0.10%)
10 min
$105,508.33
-105.450 (-0.10%)

ETH

Before post: $2,516.51

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,512.89
-3.620 (-0.14%)
5 min
$2,513.55
-2.960 (-0.12%)
10 min
$2,513.79
-2.720 (-0.11%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.43

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.43
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$10.44
+0.010 (+0.10%)
10 min
$10.41
-0.020 (-0.19%)

SP500 🇺🇸

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Dow Jones 🇺🇸

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CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets react to nothingness with the enthusiasm of a deflated balloon. BTC dipped 0.11% in the first minute, then stabilized around 0.10% down over 5 and 10 minutes: a shrug masquerading as volatility. ETH mirrored this with a 0.14% initial drop, tapering to 0.11%: the crypto equivalent of a nap. TRUMP token wobbled between a 0.10% gain and 0.19% loss, proving even meme coins get bored. Compared to historical norms, this is less a tremor and more a yawn—volatility so mild it could use a caffeine boost. The irony: a post about nothing moved markets more than most politicians’ substantive promises.