https://thefederalist.com/2025/05/02/newly-released-emails-show-politicized-fbi-targeting-trump-officials-for-obeying-the-law/

📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $105,415.61

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$105,411.99
-3.620 (0.00%)
5 min
$105,397.90
-17.710 (-0.02%)
10 min
$105,348.83
-66.780 (-0.06%)

ETH

Before post: $2,512.10

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,514.13
+2.03 (+0.08%)
5 min
$2,514.79
+2.69 (+0.11%)
10 min
$2,514.59
+2.49 (+0.10%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.29

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.31
+0.020 (+0.19%)
5 min
$10.30
+0.010 (+0.10%)
10 min
$10.30
+0.010 (+0.10%)

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CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Donald Trump's eloquent silence moved markets less than a librarian's whisper. BTC barely flinched: down 0.00% in 1 minute, 0.02% in 5, and 0.06% in 10, proving even crypto can yawn. ETH edged up microscopically: 0.08%, 0.11%, and 0.10% over the same periods, like a cat stretching in sunlight. TRUMP (the token, not the man) inched up 0.19%, then settled at 0.10%, as if remembering it’s tied to politics and not actual news. Volatility was a flatline EKG compared to historical norms—no tweets, no tantrums, just the market humming elevator music. The real shocker: an empty post caused more analysis than most presidential speeches.