📈 Market Reaction:

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Trump's post about nothing somehow managed to move markets more than most politicians' actual policies. BTC barely blinked at the one-minute mark (flat at 0.00%), then inched up 0.13% over five minutes and 0.16% over ten: a glacial rally by crypto standards. ETH had a minor identity crisis, dipping 0.09% immediately before recovering to a 0.12% gain—volatility so tame it could be mistaken for a stablecoin. TRUMP, the meme coin with a flair for drama, posted the most action: a sleepy 0.00% at one minute, then a 0.30% and 0.50% climb, proving even nothingness can be bullish if you slap a famous name on it. Historical context is absent, which makes sense—most politicians at least pretend to say something. The market's reaction to literal nothingness? A masterclass in pricing inefficiency, or perhaps just proof that traders will cling to any narrative, even the void.