

📈 Market Reaction:
BTC
Before post: $104,346.16
ETH
Before post: $2,487.16
TRUMP
Before post: $10.01
SP500 🇺🇸
Outside trading hoursDow Jones 🇺🇸
Outside trading hoursCSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Trump's eloquent silence on crypto speaks volumes, or perhaps just whispers. BTC: a rollercoaster of insignificance, swinging -0.03% in 1 minute, +0.01% in 5, then back to -0.03% in 10. ETH: equally thrilling with -0.01%, +0.07%, and -0.14% over the same periods. TRUMP (the token, not the man): flatlined at +0.00%, then slid -0.10% and -0.30%, as if mirroring the market's collective shrug. Volatility here is less "wild ride" and more "waiting for a bus that never comes"—historically, even a blank tweet would have stirred more drama. The real market mover? The absence of anything to move it. A masterclass in anticlimax.