“Too Late” at the Fed is a disaster! Europe has had 10 rate cuts, we have had none. Despite him, our Country is doing great. Go for a full point, Rocket Fuel!
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $6,012.50
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $42,855.00
BTC
Before post: $104,085.06
ETH
Before post: $2,488.85
TRUMP
Before post: $9.90
STOXX50 🇪🇺
Before post: $5,430.17
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Trump's latest Fed rant delivered a sugar rush to markets, proving once again that chaos can be monetized. SP500 popped 0.19% in 5 minutes, then gave back half the gains by the 10-minute mark: classic short-term euphoria. The Dow mirrored this, peaking at 0.27% before settling at 0.07%, like a caffeine crash after double espresso. Crypto shrugged with BTC up 0.37% and ETH surging 1.14%—apparently, digital assets now trade on Fed fanfiction. The TRUMP token edged up 0.81%, because of course it did. Europe’s STOXX50 barely moved, suggesting Brussels has better things to do than parse ex-presidential syntax. Volatility was tame compared to historical tantrums: May 2nd’s gas price tweet sparked a 2.08% TRUMP rally, while May 9th’s “no inflation” claim sent ETH up 0.87%. This post landed in the middle—enough to move needles, not enough to break them. Nothing says “stable markets” like a man demanding rocket fuel from the central bank while his namesake token bounces like a meme stock.