https://www.newsmax.com/us/meme-trump-crypto/2025/05/20/id/1211704/

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,953.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,954.50
+0.750 (+0.01%)
5 min
$5,955.25
+1.50 (+0.03%)
10 min
$5,955.25
+1.50 (+0.03%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,464.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,468.00
+4.00 (+0.01%)
5 min
$42,472.00
+8.00 (+0.02%)
10 min
$42,470.00
+6.00 (+0.01%)

BTC

Before post: $101,924.69

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$101,881.66
-43.030 (-0.04%)
5 min
$101,994.19
+69.50 (+0.07%)
10 min
$102,133.00
+208.31 (+0.20%)

ETH

Before post: $2,416.69

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,415.04
-1.650 (-0.07%)
5 min
$2,423.81
+7.12 (+0.29%)
10 min
$2,434.50
+17.81 (+0.74%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Before post: $3,877.98

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,878.26
+0.277 (+0.01%)
5 min
$3,879.03
+1.04 (+0.03%)
10 min
$3,879.63
+1.64 (+0.04%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.80

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$9.81
+0.010 (+0.10%)
5 min
$9.79
-0.010 (-0.10%)
10 min
$9.82
+0.020 (+0.20%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets shrug at the profound silence of a Trump post with the enthusiasm of a cat ignoring an empty box. SP500 and Dow Jones edged up microscopically: 0.01% in the first minute, 0.03% over 10 minutes, as if politely nodding at a joke no one heard. Bitcoin briefly dipped 0.04% before rebounding 0.20%, proving crypto traders will react to anything, even nothing. ETH mirrored this with a 0.07% drop then a 0.74% rally, because why not. The CSI300 inched up 0.04%, likely unrelated but happy to join the party. TRUMP tokens wobbled between 0.10% gains and losses, a fitting tribute to volatility without cause. Historical context: zero, because not even algorithms can parse silence. The markets’ collective response to nothingness: a masterclass in overthinking the obvious.