Elon was “wearing thin,” I asked him to leave, I took away his EV Mandate that forced everyone to buy Electric Cars that nobody else wanted (that he knew for months I was going to do!), and he just went CRAZY!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,978.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,974.50
-3.750 (-0.06%)
5 min
$5,974.75
-3.500 (-0.06%)
10 min
$5,975.50
-2.750 (-0.05%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,533.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,538.00
+5.00 (+0.01%)
5 min
$42,543.00
+10.00 (+0.02%)
10 min
$42,554.00
+21.00 (+0.05%)

BTC

Before post: $103,202.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,181.79
-20.420 (-0.02%)
5 min
$102,878.53
-323.680 (-0.31%)
10 min
$102,914.81
-287.400 (-0.28%)

ETH

Before post: $2,578.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,580.01
+1.02 (+0.04%)
5 min
$2,577.17
-1.820 (-0.07%)
10 min
$2,576.31
-2.680 (-0.10%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.08

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.12
+0.040 (+0.40%)
5 min
$10.10
+0.020 (+0.20%)
10 min
$10.06
-0.020 (-0.20%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Trump's latest rant against Elon Musk caused more confusion than a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. The S&P 500 dipped slightly: down 0.06% in 1 and 5 minutes, then eased to -0.05% at 10 minutes. The Dow Jones, ever the contrarian, inched up 0.01%, 0.02%, and 0.05% over the same periods. Bitcoin wobbled like a drunk tightrope walker: -0.02%, then -0.31%, then -0.28%. ETH flirted with positivity (+0.04%) before joining the retreat (-0.07%, -0.10%). TRUMP, the meme stock of the hour, spiked 0.40% before giving back half its gains and then some. Volatility was tame by Trump-post standards, suggesting the market now treats his outbursts like background noise at a chaotic family dinner. The real takeaway: nothing moves markets like a billionaire feud, except perhaps the collective shrug of traders who’ve seen this movie before.

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