📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,996.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,995.00
-1.250 (-0.02%)
5 min
$5,990.75
-5.500 (-0.09%)
10 min
$5,987.50
-8.750 (-0.15%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,615.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,606.00
-9.000 (-0.02%)
5 min
$42,584.00
-31.000 (-0.07%)
10 min
$42,572.00
-43.000 (-0.10%)

BTC

Before post: $103,941.97

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,926.87
-15.100 (-0.01%)
5 min
$103,847.29
-94.680 (-0.09%)
10 min
$103,754.42
-187.550 (-0.18%)

ETH

Before post: $2,563.29

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,563.46
+0.170 (+0.01%)
5 min
$2,561.92
-1.370 (-0.05%)
10 min
$2,566.25
+2.96 (+0.12%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.58

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.57
-0.010 (-0.09%)
5 min
$10.56
-0.020 (-0.19%)
10 min
$10.56
-0.020 (-0.19%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets responded to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a deflating balloon. SP500 dipped 0.02% in 1 minute, 0.09% in 5, and 0.15% in 10, while Dow Jones mirrored this lethargy with drops of 0.02%, 0.07%, and 0.10%. BTC wobbled like a sleepy giant, down 0.01%, 0.09%, and 0.18%, while ETH managed a shrug-worthy 0.12% gain after 10 minutes. TRUMP (the ticker, not the man) slid 0.19% over 5 and 10 minutes, as if the market briefly forgot it existed. Volatility was milder than a lukewarm tea party, with moves well below historical tantrums triggered by actual news. Nothing says "market-moving event" like a post that literally says nothing—perhaps the most efficient way to lose money without even trying.