📈 Market Reaction:

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets react to nothing with the enthusiasm of a cat ignoring an expensive toy. SP500: a whisper of decline, down 0.02% in 1 minute, 0.04% in 5, and 0.14% in 10, as if the market briefly forgot to breathe. Dow Jones: a shrug in three acts, up 0.01%, then down 0.01%, then 0.08%, like a pendulum with commitment issues. BTC and ETH: crypto’s version of a slow leak, down 0.25% and 0.33% respectively, proving even digital assets can’t escape gravity. TRUMP: the star of the show, down 0.47% in 10 minutes, because nothing sells like silence. Volatility here is less "rollercoaster" and more "rocking chair," with moves so subtle they’d barely register on a seismograph. Historically, this is the financial equivalent of watching paint dry, assuming the paint had a 0.01% chance of suddenly becoming interesting. The irony: the most impactful thing Trump did today was remind us that absence makes the markets grow... slightly confused.