
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $5,995.75
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $42,636.00
BTC
Before post: $105,051.10
ETH
Before post: $2,635.14
TRUMP
Before post: $10.93
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Markets respond to nothingness with the enthusiasm of a cat watching paint dry. SP500: a fleeting 0.02% pop in the first minute, then a 0.03% rise by minute five, only to give it all back with a 0.02% dip by minute ten. Dow Jones followed suit, up 0.03% then 0.04%, before a token 0.01% retreat. BTC and ETH showed slightly more conviction, with BTC climbing 0.14% then 0.20% before settling at 0.09%, while ETH managed 0.17% and 0.26% before flatlining. TRUMP, ever the loyalist, inched up 0.27% and held steady, as if waiting for a punchline that never came. Volatility was thinner than the substance of the post itself, with moves so minor they’d struggle to register on a seismograph. Historically, silence from Trump is less an event and more a void markets occasionally mistake for depth. The irony: the most notable market reaction to “None” was analysts scrambling to explain why nothing happened.