https://www.foxnews.com/media/freed-israeli-hostage-says-hamas-captors-wanted-kamala-elected-were-very-scared-trumps-return

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,995.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,997.00
+1.25 (+0.02%)
5 min
$5,997.50
+1.75 (+0.03%)
10 min
$5,994.50
-1.250 (-0.02%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,636.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,648.00
+12.00 (+0.03%)
5 min
$42,655.00
+19.00 (+0.04%)
10 min
$42,631.00
-5.000 (-0.01%)

BTC

Before post: $105,051.10

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$105,200.00
+148.90 (+0.14%)
5 min
$105,263.63
+212.53 (+0.20%)
10 min
$105,147.14
+96.04 (+0.09%)

ETH

Before post: $2,635.14

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,639.67
+4.53 (+0.17%)
5 min
$2,641.88
+6.74 (+0.26%)
10 min
$2,634.82
-0.320 (-0.01%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.93

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.96
+0.030 (+0.27%)
5 min
$10.96
+0.030 (+0.27%)
10 min
$10.95
+0.020 (+0.18%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets respond to nothingness with the enthusiasm of a cat watching paint dry. SP500: a fleeting 0.02% pop in the first minute, then a 0.03% rise by minute five, only to give it all back with a 0.02% dip by minute ten. Dow Jones followed suit, up 0.03% then 0.04%, before a token 0.01% retreat. BTC and ETH showed slightly more conviction, with BTC climbing 0.14% then 0.20% before settling at 0.09%, while ETH managed 0.17% and 0.26% before flatlining. TRUMP, ever the loyalist, inched up 0.27% and held steady, as if waiting for a punchline that never came. Volatility was thinner than the substance of the post itself, with moves so minor they’d struggle to register on a seismograph. Historically, silence from Trump is less an event and more a void markets occasionally mistake for depth. The irony: the most notable market reaction to “None” was analysts scrambling to explain why nothing happened.