https://thehill.com/business/5320379-us-housing-finance-chief-tells-powell-to-lower-interest-rates/

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,995.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,997.00
+2.00 (+0.03%)
5 min
$5,997.50
+2.50 (+0.04%)
10 min
$5,994.50
-0.500 (-0.01%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,636.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,648.00
+12.00 (+0.03%)
5 min
$42,655.00
+19.00 (+0.04%)
10 min
$42,631.00
-5.000 (-0.01%)

BTC

Before post: $105,051.10

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$105,200.00
+148.90 (+0.14%)
5 min
$105,263.63
+212.53 (+0.20%)
10 min
$105,147.14
+96.04 (+0.09%)

ETH

Before post: $2,635.14

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,639.67
+4.53 (+0.17%)
5 min
$2,641.88
+6.74 (+0.26%)
10 min
$2,634.82
-0.320 (-0.01%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.93

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.96
+0.030 (+0.27%)
5 min
$10.96
+0.030 (+0.27%)
10 min
$10.95
+0.020 (+0.18%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets responded to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a snoozing sloth. SP500 edged up 0.03% in 1 minute, 0.04% in 5, then dipped 0.01% in 10, while Dow Jones mirrored this yawn-inducing dance with nearly identical moves. BTC and ETH showed slightly more life, with BTC gaining 0.20% in 5 minutes before settling at 0.09%, and ETH peaking at 0.26% before a negligible retreat. TRUMP, the meme coin, outperformed its namesake’s post with a 0.27% bump, proving even nothingness can be monetized. Volatility was tamer than a housecat on sedatives, with no historical precedent for such thrilling non-news. The lesson here: in today’s markets, saying nothing says everything—just very, very quietly.