Post image related to Donald J. Trump

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,992.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,992.25
-0.250 (0.00%)
5 min
$5,992.25
-0.250 (0.00%)
10 min
$5,994.75
+2.25 (+0.04%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,628.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,615.00
-13.000 (-0.03%)
5 min
$42,621.00
-7.000 (-0.02%)
10 min
$42,834.00
+206.00 (+0.48%)

BTC

Before post: $105,415.09

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$105,343.50
-71.590 (-0.07%)
5 min
$105,215.80
-199.290 (-0.19%)
10 min
$105,278.49
-136.600 (-0.13%)

ETH

Before post: $2,651.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,646.93
-4.250 (-0.16%)
5 min
$2,641.60
-9.580 (-0.36%)
10 min
$2,637.89
-13.290 (-0.50%)

TRUMP

Before post: $11.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.96
-0.040 (-0.36%)
5 min
$10.94
-0.060 (-0.55%)
10 min
$10.90
-0.100 (-0.91%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets barely flinched at a post so empty it could be a metaphor for political promises. SP500: negligible movement, barely registering a 0.04% uptick after 10 minutes, proving even algorithms yawn at nothingness. Dow Jones: a modest 0.48% rise, likely unrelated to the void of content. BTC and ETH: minor dips under 0.5%, as crypto traders shrugged and moved on. TRUMP token: the biggest loser at -0.91%, perhaps reflecting the market's verdict on substance-free commentary. Volatility was quieter than a library during naptime, with swings well below historical norms for major news events. In the end, the most impactful thing about this post was the time spent analyzing its lack of impact.