With the exception of the RIGGED PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION OF 2020, THE AUTOPEN IS THE BIGGEST POLITICAL SCANDAL IN AMERICAN HISTORY!!!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,978.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,978.75
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$5,979.50
+0.750 (+0.01%)
10 min
$5,978.00
-0.750 (-0.01%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,569.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,572.00
+3.00 (+0.01%)
5 min
$42,568.00
-1.000 (0.00%)
10 min
$42,573.00
+4.00 (+0.01%)

BTC

Before post: $105,273.57

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$105,301.85
+28.28 (+0.03%)
5 min
$105,287.61
+14.04 (+0.01%)
10 min
$105,287.06
+13.49 (+0.01%)

ETH

Before post: $2,624.49

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,625.69
+1.20 (+0.05%)
5 min
$2,625.00
+0.510 (+0.02%)
10 min
$2,623.17
-1.320 (-0.05%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Before post: $3,869.64

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,868.41
-1.236 (-0.03%)
5 min
$3,868.47
-1.175 (-0.03%)
10 min
$3,867.52
-2.129 (-0.06%)

TRUMP

Before post: $11.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$11.18
+0.010 (+0.09%)
5 min
$11.18
+0.010 (+0.09%)
10 min
$11.16
-0.010 (-0.09%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets shrug off Trump's autopocalypse with the enthusiasm of a nap. SP500: a flatline for 1 minute, then a heroic 0.01% gain at 5 minutes, followed by an equally dramatic 0.01% drop at 10 minutes. Dow Jones: a 0.01% uptick at 1 minute, a fractional dip at 5 minutes, then a 0.01% recovery. BTC and ETH: minor twitches (0.03% and 0.05% up at 1 minute, respectively), then fizzling out. TRUMP token: a 0.09% pop at 1 and 5 minutes, then a matching 0.09% drop—poetic symmetry. Volatility is so muted it could pass for a meditation tape compared to historical reactions. Similar past posts triggered slightly larger crypto moves (BTC up 0.07% once), but today’s action suggests traders are more bored than alarmed. The real scandal here is how little anyone cares about the autopen.

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