I like President XI of China, always have, and always will, but he is VERY TOUGH, AND EXTREMELY HARD TO MAKE A DEAL WITH!!!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,983.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,979.00
-4.500 (-0.08%)
5 min
$5,978.75
-4.750 (-0.08%)
10 min
$5,978.75
-4.750 (-0.08%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,598.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,575.00
-23.000 (-0.05%)
5 min
$42,569.00
-29.000 (-0.07%)
10 min
$42,566.00
-32.000 (-0.08%)

BTC

Before post: $105,311.73

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$105,260.51
-51.220 (-0.05%)
5 min
$105,274.17
-37.560 (-0.04%)
10 min
$105,304.43
-7.300 (-0.01%)

ETH

Before post: $2,626.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,622.40
-3.760 (-0.14%)
5 min
$2,622.11
-4.050 (-0.15%)
10 min
$2,624.77
-1.390 (-0.05%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Before post: $3,869.44

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,870.16
+0.715 (+0.02%)
5 min
$3,869.18
-0.267 (-0.01%)
10 min
$3,869.27
-0.171 (0.00%)

TRUMP

Before post: $11.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$11.15
-0.020 (-0.18%)
5 min
$11.15
-0.020 (-0.18%)
10 min
$11.17
+0.0 (+0.00%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets shrug at Trump's diplomatic whiplash on China, proving even volatility gets bored of repetition. SP500 dipped 0.08% across all timeframes, Dow Jones mirrored with a 0.05-0.08% slide, while BTC and ETH wobbled slightly (BTC down 0.05% initially, ETH down 0.14%). CSI300 barely blinked, oscillating between +0.02% and -0.01%. TRUMP token dipped 0.18% before flatlining, suggesting even meme coins find this script stale. Compared to past China-related posts, this was a snooze: two weeks ago, similar rhetoric sparked 0.44% SP500 drops and 0.53% BTC plunges. Today’s moves are noise, not news—volatility yawned louder than the algorithms traded. Nothing says "market efficiency" like pricing in the same tweet twice, just with less panic and more eye-rolling.

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